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Dear Sissies… have you listened to my recent audios on the girlieboards? If you have, then you know that the summer look is something I insist upon. Yes dearies, the tanning booth, with bikini. We need the tan lines,dearies, and we need it very dramatic.

First things first. I want you to find a sexy hot pink bikini. Then of course the hot pink sandals. They dont have to be high but they need to be summery. You then need minimal makeup , but very pretty pink lipstick.

Go to your salon and get summer highlights. I have them, and so should you. If you have dark hair, then get dark blonde, if light hair then light flaxen.
Now that you have found the tanning salon, bring your bikini with you, and indulge in the tanning experience that we real girls love. If you want to preserve your skin, I suggest an airbrush tan. The problem is, you would need a black bikini for this. If this is your route, then buy one of each. A pink and a black.

After you have gotten your tan, hopefully the salon you choose has manicure/pedicure service. Have those nails, toes and fingers done in the hottest pink they offer.Now get that shopping list in order: 2 bikinis: one in black,one in white, a pair of sexy hot pink sandals, and of course, the right attitude . Hold that head up high! Be proud to be a sissy, and send me a picture of the final product. Have fun!

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Today is the day every sissy dreams of.  Well, most sissies dream of this day.  Today is your wedding day.  You have been waiting so long and endured a lot of training for this day, haven’t you sissy pants?

I, your mistress, have trained you in every aspect of being the perfect housewife and you’ve graduated all of your classes with high marks.  Your housecleaning skills are excellent, as well as laundry and cooking.  Today is the biggest day.  The one you’ve been looking forward to.

We have an appointment for you to have your hair and makeup done this morning.  I’m so excited.  When we get to the salon the ladies are ready to make you over and turn you into the perfect bride.  Your hair is washed and set in large rollers while two technicians buff your nails and your feet are soaking in a nice warm lavender scented bowl.  You will have your hair perfectly curled and and placed in a gorgeous up do.  Your fingernails will be french tips as well as your toenails.  You came in 2 days ago and had the full body wax so you are smooth from head to toe.

As soon as we are done at the salon we head to the ceremony area.  Your gown and tiara are waiting in the bride’s dressing area.  You will be wed in a gorgeous lakeside ceremony.  Since this is a non traditonal wedding, we chose to forego the chapel.   In fact, you are a paid for mail order bride and you have never met your future husband.  That’s right, this is an arranged marriage.

You change out of your dress and underclothes into your bridal ensemble.  You have white lace tanga panties, a white strapless padded bra, a white lace garter belt and white opaque stockings.  Your shoes are beautiful and strappy, open toe white sandals with a slight heel.  Your gown is the most beautiful form fitting gown, hugging all of your curves (thank goodness for hormones) and pushing your breasts up slightly.  It’s an elegant strapless gown that tightens at the waist and has a full cinderella skirt with lacy petticoats underneath.  The back of your gown laces like a corset and there are little crystals that start at the bodice and flow down the dress like stars.  You look like a fairy princess and you feel like you’re floating on air.  As we place the tiara in your hair you hear the music queuing up and you know it’s almost time.  I hand you your bouquet of cala lillies and red roses as we walk out the door of the dressing room.

Time to walk down the aisle….and meet your new husband.

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As a sissy, you’ll need to feel girlie.  You must always remember that you are not a girl, though.  You are most certainly not a man either.  You are stuck somewhere in between girlie and manly. Which by the way is a pretty gross situation to be in. You are entering a Sissyville Fantasy, and you will have to learn to live and deal HAHAHA!!

One thing that lots of girls love is to have pretty painted fingernails.  Go to the local mall, maybe to Macy’s, and pick out a nice color. I’m thinking red hot chilli red of course.  Remember, you are not a lady – you are a sissy.  Get a slutty, glittery color that a whore would wear.  You might want to look for the quick dry type of nail polish so that you can get your assignment under way asap.  Don’t forget the nail polish remover,  or you’ll be sorry!

You are NOT allowed to use your wife’s or girlfriend’s nail polish that is sitting around the house.  You must face the fact that being a sissy is embarrassing.  You must face the humiliation of picking out some pretty polish.
The rest of this assignment is pretty straightforward.  Go home and paint your nails with your lovely new nail polish.  Do it carefully, but don’t expect it to come out very well the first time.  For more elegant nails, you’ll need practice. Lots and lots of practice. Do you think I was this beautiful over night? Oh wait – yeah maybe I was, cause I’m a real girl and you’re not. *giggles*

While you are manicuring your sissy fingertips, you should be watching some sort of sissy porn or cocksucking to get you in the mood. Yeah, lots of cocksucking for a little sissy queer like you (like it would take much to get you in the mood).  You’ll need two coats of polish and a few minutes drying time if you bought the quick dry type.
This is only installment one of your two part “getting sissified” assignments,  so be sure to look for part two in the coming days, weeks or you might even have to wait months but it will be so worth it. We will see how it goes; you might get lucky and have it tomorrow, or not! Depends on if your going ot be a good little sissy slut. Listen and learn boys then call me.

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Don’t you think it’s about time we do something with that hair, dear sissy boi? This assignment is for those sissies who love to be a teen alt girl.

I think on your ultra girlie face and your lithe delicate body, you need an ultra girlie bias geometric cut with some highlights that accentuate your haircolor. I assign you to choose a day for the salon, and make it a very busy day like a Saturday. Hopefully a trendy salon that serves champagne to get you a little cheekier. If you live in a small town and do not have that option, have a few drinks to loosen you up . I believe a sissy should have a few drinks to unleash the subconscious that the slut is so good at repressing. Here is how it will be:

The gurl makes a mid afternoon appointment. That way the late sleepers who are cool will be there on that Saturday getting ready for their Saturday night dates and soirees. You walk in dressed halfway girl and boy. This means you wear low cut jeans with a pink belt, a pink thong bikini underneath, a pretty pastel bra under a cute long sleeved blouse. Little sissy will tell the cute FEMALE stylist that sissy is a sissyboi and wants a geometric trendy cut and highlights for his Mistress.

The good thing about this assignment is stylists are very friendly and chatty. They would like a good tip, and in any service industry, would like a regular customer. you will confess to her absolutely everything. This may not be a very humiliating assignment as you are in a cross gender envoironment. What it ultimately is, preparing you to get out in the world of girliedom!

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It doesn’t really seem possible that we are already past Memorial Day and that summer is upon us!  But it’s true, and that means it’s time for the summer chick flicks!  And I know you want to see them all. But it’s no fun seeing a chick flick if you’re not a chick, is it?  This is the perfect time for you to summon all your courage and GO OUT EN FEMME!

So this is what I want you to do.  I want you to take a wonderful bubble bath, getting your skin all smooth and lovely.  Relax with your favorite scent.  If you need to shave your legs, do that before the bath, so you can just relax in the bubbles.  Close your eyes and visualize yourself as the girl you know you can be. Afterward, dry yourself with a pretty, fluffy towel and pat your body with cooling, scented powder.  Put moisturizing lotion on your legs (you do this every day, don’t you? If not, you SHOULD). 

Next, you must put on your girly clothes.  You’re going to a movie, so you should look feminine, but also feel comfortable sitting in the movie theatre.  That is not the time to look glitzy or slutty, even, just completely feminine.

If you have a nice, simple wig, wear it.  If not, style your hair as girly as possible.  Makeup should be light and natural looking.  The important thing is that you FEEL like a girl … you don’t have to necessarily pass for one.  You’ll be in a dark theatre anyway, and what counts is how you feel while you watch the movie.

So how do you feel feminine without looking like a man in drag?  Easy.  Take that bath, apply the lotion .. then put on your prettiest panties under a pair of women’s jeans.  Choose your top carefully … you can feel pretty and girlie in any type of top with a bra (or a sports bra) underneath.  Clear nailpolish makes you feel feminine, and of course if you want, wear some sandals after a nice pedicure.

My point is that you can go out to a chick flick feeling like a chick, and even looking like one, without totally “outing” yourself and putting yourself in a dangerous situation, if you’re worried about that.  The dark movie theatre is a perfect place to feel totally girlie, while enjoying a good chick flick and letting those tears come out at the really sad and wonderful parts of the movie.

Here is a list of the best chick flicks for Summer 2009.  Get girlie and go to the movies!  Email me about your experience, at incrediblecarmen@yahoo.com