Sissy PMS Assignment From Ms. BritneySissy PMS Assignment

OMG! This is your favorite valley girl and I’m having such baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad pms, sissies. So here’s your assignment. You must suffer along with me, too!

 

Your Shopping List: Pads, Midol and Gummy Bears

It’s time to shop at CVS, Walgreens, Target, etc. Wherever you can purchase tampons, maxi pads, mini pads, and panty liners (sissies LOVE panty liners because it hides the telltale turn on: precummies, ewww). Also, you must buy some Midol for the sissy pms cramps you are going to have. Just imagine the expression on the salesgirl’s face when you walk up to the counter to pay for your stuff. Everyone knows how much sissies crave humiliation, so don’t try to sneak through the self-checkout!

You might be wondering, how does one have sissy pms cramps? This depends on your chemistry. One thing that gives me cramps is sugarless gum and sugarless gummy bears (princesses are always dieting, even though they are tall and lean like myself). The sissy will buy a heating pad, because when the cramps kick in she will lie on the couch in her pink silk robe, then call her Mistress to tell her of her unfortunate state. She will have the pad on her stomach and she will give Mistress a blow by blow detail of her uncomfortable physicality.

 

A Bloated and Uncomfortable Sissy

Now how does a sissy get bloated? From the gum or gummy bears as well. Sorbitol, sucralose, etc. all create bloating…oh, ummmm…sissies are not allowed to pass gas as it is not ladylike, so hold it in for cramps and bloating! Btw…your princess never, ever passes gas. She is perfect!

One way to hold it in? Tampons which have been soaked in pomegranate juice. That’s PURE pomegranate juice from Whole Foods…no additives. It not only tints the tampons, but it will add antioxidents to your diet.

Sissy will have her period for 4-5 days, or however long Princess decides. She will have purchased all of her supplies. She will be en femme when she does the purchase, and she will buy some pink Summer’s Eve douche for post menstrual cleansing. Don’t forget to have your special panties ready for that time of the month–how about big, frilly sissy panties with ruffles on the back to hide your bloated belly?

Oh…lol…don’t forget the carton of your favorite ice cream and lots of Kleenex while you and your heating pad are drowning your sorrow in a sappy chick flick…heeheehee!

 

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