Sissy Training with Bratty Ms Britany

So you want to be a valley girl, just like your bratty Mistress?

Of course you do, sissy.

I have letters of devotion coming in all the time inquiring about shopping, walking, talking, and especially the attitude. So I’m going to teach you how to walk the walk and talk the talk, just like your bratty Mistress.

First of all, it’s not necessary to be from San Fernando Valley like I am. Valley girls exist in every part of the USA. It’s a culture of young  American girls. Let’s not forget it originated long before that. Some 40-somethings may be still “practicing” it. It really got recognition with Franks Zappa’s song “Valley Girl!”

OK, now let’s get rad.

Rad is valley speak, so use it when things are totally awesome.Your bratty Mistress will use valley speak through this whole assignment, so pay attention, bimbo!

Here are your sissy assignments to help practice being a valley girl!

First of all, you have to rent some important movies. “Clueless,” “Waynes World,” and of course “Valley Girl” will give you the valley girl dialect. Like any other language, you have to practice out loud in front of a mirror while you are dressed like a valley girl. Notice how I am dressed in the shortest of skirts, the barest of tanned legs, the cutest of kitten heels, the barest of makeup, and the tiniest of tops. Details like a girlie perfume such as Vera Wang’s Princess, or any of Britney Spears scents, will do. Silver ankle bracelets, hoop earrings, a pink heart shaped watch, diamond rings, rings of pink amethyst, and even a pink amethyst nose stud. Your hair must be blown smooth and straight. Pick your wigs in that fashion…..NO ribbons… ever! You need more feminine sissy hair, not ridiculous sissy frills. Nails must be done in French manicure, toes are always pretty in pink.

I can go on and on about your clothes but, the important thing is valley speak! High rise terminal at the end of every sentence. Use the words “like,” “totally,” “way,” and of course, “as If.” Throw in “whatever,” “duh,” and when you say whatever…a big pause must go in between the words. Like……..what-ever…duh! “Ok” is a filler, along with “you know?”

Do I have to spell this out for you, sissy? Listen to the audio and practice. Then you may be lucky enough to have a valley girl agree to shop at the mall with you one day. Emmm…as if!