Are you out of the closet, sissy? Does everyone know what a limp-wrist fairy you really are?

I recently spoke with a true little sissy fag, Sissy Jami. She kept asking me questions about what kind of make up I wear. If you look at my pictures, you’ll notice I’m much more natural than made-up. Sissy Jami and I concluded she is more girly girl than I ever thought of being.

If you’re like Sissy Jami, your sissy makeup is always perfect, you keep your sexy legs shaved and smooth at all times, and you wouldn’t be caught dead without your sissy lingerie.

Which is why I think the perfect sissy assignment is a little shopping trip.

Now, I know that my sissies are at different stages, from totally in the closet to going out dressed like a sissy. No matter where you are in your feminization journey, a sissy shopping assignment will surely be fun!

First of all, you need to decide what to wear.

According to your personal needs, you may choose one of the options below:

  • Complete sissy ensemble: head to toe, sissy from your panties and bra to a pencil skirt, blouse, wig, and sissy purse. Work it girlfriend!
  • Edgy but safe: wear some shorts and your pink (men’s) polo. Not a big deal; men wear pink all the time these days, right? BUT, you will show off your smooth shaved legs shiny with lotion and at least a little lip gloss on your lips. Full makeup if you dare. Sissy Jami wears foundation, eyeliner, eye shadow, mascara, and lipstick. She actually told me she thought she was being subtle. I don’t think she’s fooling anyone, do you?
  • Secret pantied sissy: sometimes these gurls are my CEO pantyboys. Too much to lose by being out there, but with a real need to be your girly self. My prescription for you is a pretty pink thong under your business casual. Your ass will feel sexy and exposed; you’ll be absolutely convinced everyone will know your naughty secret! In addition to a thong, you are to wear stockings or pantyhose under your pants and no socks with your shoes.

Second, you need to compile your shopping list.

Pay close attention to this rule: you are to carry all of these products in your hands; no cart or basket is allowed. If you drop a few items, so much the better. Also, you are to purchase only these items during this trip. No hiding your sissy stuff behind a big jug of motor oil!

Here’s what you will be purchasing:

  • Mascara (Sissy Jami recommends Maybelline Falsies)
  • Summer’s Eve Cleansing Wash, Summer’s Eve Cleansing Cloths (for keeping fresh on the go), and Summer’s Eve Deodorant Spray (“Hail to the V!”)
  • Vagisil Anti-Itch Cream
  • The last item has specific instructions, so write the following rules on your list:
  1. After you have selected the other items on your list, approach the sales person and ask him or her to help you find Always Thong Pantiliners. Ask him or her to show you where they are on the shelf.
  2. If they do not have the thong pantiliners, ask the salesperson the following in this exact wording: “What kind of pantiliners do you recommend instead if someone is wearing a thong?”
  3. If he or she does not know what to suggest, then ask for a regular Always Pantiliner. Purchase what he or she points to on the shelf.

Once you have all of your items, follow the sales clerk to the register and make your purchase.

Enjoy your sissy humiliation, naughty girl!

All finished? Report back here and leave a comment detailing your (MISS)adventures!

 

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