Skincare for Sissies

Lesson 1

My first lesson on skincare for sissies is going to be easy, darlings, but it is one that sissies tend to ignore most of the time. Before you move on to sissy makeup lessons, it’s important to have a clean, healthy foundation for that makeup.

You have to think of your face like a canvas for a stunning painting. Let’s say that we have two artists – one is painting on tree bark, and another is painting on a fine canvas. Which one will be softer and more pleasing to the eye?

Although proper skin care is easy and rewarding, there are a lot of steps. So this lesson will teach you how to learn what sissy skin type you have. It is a necessary step, you will be wasting money that could be spent on a new wig or two if you don’t do this first.

Here is the hardest part:

Examining your make-up less face! To take the edge off, I recommend a stiff martini and a pretty satin nightie with matching robe. If you have maribou slippers, put them on, too!

1. Wash your face and let it dry. I want you to pat your wet face, but then let it air dry a bit. 10 minutes should do just fine. This would be a good time to finish off that martini and make yourself another one. Make sure you swish those hips when you walk, it looks great with a robe!

2. Get out white tissue paper, flatten it out, and then smooth it down the length of your face, almost like a veil. Make sure to get all of your pretty face!

3. Peel that tissue off your face, lay it down and examine it. If you see:

– Oily residue in the area of the nose and forehead – you have combo skin.
– Oily residue everywhere – you have oily skin.
– Just a titch of oil – you have normal skin.
– No oil – you have dry skin.

And there you go, you now can start looking into products! But that is another lesson that will be given out early next week.

Finish off that second martini and relax!